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ugh?

8:33pmShelia
ooops

http://www.marlinquaymarina.com/#/parasailing/4539125495

PARASAILING...says its nearby

8:34pmMe
our hotel looks like somethin from the wighties that's sweet

ohh you're serious about parasailing?

hahahahaha

hahahahaha

yeah twice!

8:35pmShelia
YES!

dildo.

8:35pmMe
great site they have hahaa

hey i'll come watch you

8:35pmShelia
their money goes into equipment

u can have up to 3 ppl do it.

8:36pmMe
hahaha

you carl and third unknown

Shelia
although somewhere around here a mother daughter just got killed parasailing....

u wouldn't want to?

uve jumped out of a plane

8:37pmMe
it's not fear. it;'s the unbelievable gayness of being seen parasailing. they sell dvds i'm sure.

8:38pmShelia
https://secure.guestdesk.com/Sites/oceanreefmyrtlebeach_com/images/ResvSystemimages/largeImages/ocean_reef-276[1].jpg?__utma=1.609553912.1277771475.1277771475.1277771475.1&__utmb=1.16.10.1277771475&__utmc=1&__utmx=-&__utmz=1.1277771475.1.1.utmcsr=google|utmccn=(organic)|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=ocean%20reef%20resort%20myrtle%20beach&__utmv=-&__utmk=139234611

im sure they did it.

their enjoying the ocean reef resort

8:39pmMe
haha i'd do her

8:39pmShelia
well idk where it is...itd be cool if we could go thouggh..

ewww .

that skin looks saggy

u can tell doughy ankles

8:40pmMe
i don't care. it'd be a great story

8:41pmShelia
lol i guess it would be

8:41pmMe
i'm sure you can go shelia. and i'll be there fuckin yellin at you

8:42pmShelia
ughh i gotta start training at jceppenny tomorow..lame..

iim not going myself..idk carl doesn't seem interested

of course i don't wanna die either..lol

of course i don't wanna die either..lol

8:44pmMe
i don't think it's the fear. i'm not scared. it's just too touristy for me. but if you agree to fill up my glass for one day i will do it with you. just one. deal?

8:44pmShelia
it says ur hopping offline

ive been on teh whole time

8:45pmMe
me too. weird

8:45pmShelia
fb blows

8:45pmMe
i don't think it's the fear. i'm not scared. it's just too touristy for me. but if you agree to fill up my glass for one day i will do it with you. just one. deal?

8:45pmShelia
u want me to buy u a beer/

8:46pmMe
no. just pour it from a container into my sippin device. shot, cup, whatever. it'll be jager, crown, and soda. not heavy duty.

8:46pmShelia
hahaha...we'll see..idk how much it is...

or ill bitch out when i see how high it goes...

8:47pmMe
if we deal then we are both committed. you cant retract. deallll???

i'll foot my end of the parashitting

wheelin and dealin 'her

8:48pmShelia
ok...DEAL!


im gonna tell them tomorrow i need that time off

FAMILY VACATION...

8:50pmMe
fuck yeah. wait. unless it's like ridiculously expensive. we can both agree on that amendum right?

8:50pmShelia
ughh yeah.

it said u have to call for prices..so it might be pricey

8:50pmMe
oh shit

we'll see. and you'll be serving icey feel goods all fuckin day hell yeah

8:51pmShelia
hahaha...u said one.

im not ur servant for the day

thats not the deal

lol

8:52pmMe
AND I QUOTE
"i don't think it's the fear. i'm not scared. it's just too touristy for me. but if you agree to fill up my glass for one day i will do it with you. just one. deal?"

the second use of the noun "one" is directly linked to the "one" used to decsribe the incrimiant of spoken "ONE"

thus both "ones" are linked to the times span of a day

8:54pmShelia
ur pure evil.

well i'll just sip some off the top everytime.

so it'll all be good.

brb